Tuesday, April 8, 2008

I'll see your bronchitis and raise you a costochondritis...

I know you all wait with bated breath to see what my excuse for not posting is this month. Well, I won't keep you waiting. I've been sick.
"Oh, Pollywog" you say "Did you have cough due to cold that might have laid you up for a week?"
Oh, if only it had been that easy. Nope, this Friday will be 5 weeks of feeling under the weather. 5 freakin weeks.
So, I had a sore throat and little cold. No big deal. Started to get better but then got much worse with the addition of a hacking cough. Went to the doctor and the doctor said "No more monkeys jumping on the bed." No, not really. The doctor said "Most likely bronchitis. Here are some antibiotics." Okay. Sounds simple enough.
Took the pills. Nothing. Still hacked for a week or two more. Then last Friday, a sharp pain starts in my chest. I think I have "popped" a rib. "Pollywog, what the hell does that mean?" you ask. Well, several years ago, I had bronchitis and this same sort of thing, just with a different rib and the doctor said that the ribs that aren't attached to the sternum are attached to a thin strip of cartilage and that I had coughed so hard that one of those ribs had become unattached. I figured I had done that again.
So after 4 weeks of coughing and a new searing pain in my chest and a realization that I JUST CAN'T BREATHE, I go back to the doctor. She takes several x-rays, sees nothing and proceeds to start poking me in the chest right where it hurts. I wince and whimper and she says (and I quote) "Oooooooohhhh, that's costochondritis!" Oh. Of course. Costochondritis. Why didn't I self-diagnose that one? It is so obvious with a bit of chest poking.
What is costochondritis? Glad you asked cuz I had to look it up too. It is "an inflammation of the cartilage that connects a rib to the breastbone (sternum). It causes sharp pain in the costosternal joint — where your ribs and breastbone are joined by rubbery cartilage. Pain caused by costochondritis may mimic that of a heart attack or other heart conditions. " So, as you can see, nothing serious. JUST THE CONSTANT FEELING THAT I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK! It only really hurts when I, say, breathe or something silly like that. Coughing is an experiment in horror. And sneezing? Good God, no. Won't happen. Would rather cut my nose off. And talking apparently causes coughing which if you were paying attention equates with hell. So, I'm basically worthless as a human being. And, of course, it's viral. Nothing to be done.
Actually, she gave me a shot of anti-inflammitory in the keister and a prescription for Naproxen but "prescription strength" and I think "Great, this has got to be good stuff" but it turns out I'm taking a whoppin' 60 mg more than I would if I took two Aleve. She did, however, give me Vicodin.
So, that's it. The reason I didn't post. Feel like doody caa-caa.
Enough about me. How are you?

6 comments:

Welby said...

March was my birthday month, so I took it off from my blog. Actually, I would've rather taken March off from everything else that I had to do, and just written blog entries.

I'm very sorry to hear you aren't well, dear one. I would offer to poke your chest (which seemed to be all your doctor really did), but I suspect that would be more fun for me than you.

Anonymous said...

[... ] is another relavant source of tips on this topic[...]
http://homeinsurance.cheap-quotes.info/

Anonymous said...

http://www.designerlove.com/huangshumei/blog/12510-12540-12463-12472-12455-12452-12467-12502-12473-36001-24067/
http://d.hatena.ne.jp/xmyishang/20130129/1359449755
http://www.heavenlysins.com/index.php?do=/blog/46758/compared-to-text-messages-and-is-probably-three-039-s-most-standard-plan/
http://www.benches2swings.com/vocab/catpath/comparison-sites-other-hand-make-you-compare-various-manufacturers-and-models-and-enab
http://sns.cam111.com/blogs/entry/There-are-umpteen-options-available-to-the-residents-of-UK-when-it-comes-to-mobile-connectivity
http://www.bloglog.com/blog/fashion4/126323/in-your-e-book-and-or-on-your-web-site-with-the-authors-resource-box-included-and-without-any-changes
http://heraldbulletin.neighborsink.com/node/248445
http://xmyishang.exblog.jp/17225971
http://d.hatena.ne.jp/rrrtt/#edit_in_place
http://www.webshare.cc/blog/b/blog_view.php?mid=547194&id=148&show_bbslink=
http://socialcirclessite.com/blogs/viewstory/1234095
http://ludhianacity.net/blog/57433/choose-spyware-protection-prevent-spyware/
http://archive.remdublin.com/blog/xmyshang/2013/01/28/always-be-aware-where-you-search-your-spybot-virus-protetion
http://heraldbulletin.neighborsink.com/node/247693
http://www.hongboit.com/blog/space.php?uid=51830&do=blog&id=485107

Health and wellbeing said...

Certainly, in case you have symptoms of asthma and you simply obtain respiratory system disease, the likelihood of a person having an episode are usually seriously increased with the obstruction within the air passages along with extreme coughing as well as breathing in aches.

Herbs Solutions By Nature said...

Costochondritis is a medicinal disorder in which there is serious or moderate type of pain. Costochondritis Herbal Treatment may help to relieve the symptoms. Herbs Solutions By Nature offering Chondreton herbal treatment which has been created by specialists who have aced the exploration of herbs and their properties.

http://www.herbs-solutions-by-nature.com/Costochondritis.php/

Alarico Adalbert said...

It is no secret that I have a very deep and personal relationship with God. I have pushed and resisted that relationship this past year through all the bullshit I have had to go through living with Herpes but once again, God is bigger than my stubbornness and broke through that outbreak cold sore and all I had Genital Herpes. For me personally, hearing over and over how I am not good enough has really invaded my mind in the worst way possible. I completely shut down and I was just waking up like is this how life going to end this temporary herpes outbreak “fuck everybody with herpes if you know what I mean” but let's be honest here...
It is a cowardly to say no to herbal medicine. It is fear based. And it is dishonest to what my heart wants. Don't build a wall around yourself because you are afraid of herbals made or taking a bold step especially when it's come to health issues and getting cure. So many young men/ women tell me over and over that Dr Itua is going to scam me but I give him a try to today I feel like no one will ever convince me about herbal medicine I accept Dr Itua herbal medicine because it's cure my herpes just two weeks of drinking it and i have been living for a year and months now I experience outbreak no more, You can contact him if you need his herbal medicine for any such diseases like, Herpes, Schizophrenia,Cancer,Scoliosis,Fibromyalgia,Fluoroquinolone Toxicity Syndrome Fibrodysplasia Ossificans Progressiva.Fatal Familial Insomnia Factor V Leiden Mutation ,Epilepsy Dupuytren's disease,Desmoplastic,Diabetes ,Coeliac disease,Creutzfeldt–Jakob,,Lyme Disease,Epilepsy, ,ALS,Hepatitis,Copd,Parkinson disease.Genetic disease,Fibrodysplasia disease,Fibrodysplasia Ossificans Men/Woman infertility, bowel disease ,Huntington's disease ,Diabetes,Fibroid. disease,Lupus,Lipoid Storage diseases( Gauchers disease),Polycystic Disease.,Cerebral Amyloid Angiopathy, Ataxia,Cirrhosis of Liver,Costochondritis,Arthritis,Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis,Alzheimer's disease,Adrenocortical carcinoma.Asthma,Allergic,HIV, Epilepsy, Infertility, Love Spell,. Email..drituaherbalcenter@gmail.com then what's app.+2348149277967.... My advice to any sick men/women out there is simple... Be Always an open book. Be gut wrenching honest about yourself, your situation, and what you are all about. Don't hold anything back. Holding back will get you nowhere...maybe a one way ticket to lonelyville and that is NOT somewhere you want to be. So my final truth...and I'm just starting to grasp this one..